A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawnmower is broken.
- James Dent
If you are stuck on a golf course during a storm, and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
- Lee Trevino
The most beautiful thing under the sun is being under the sun.
- Christa Wolf